KARL LAGERFIELD - PLEASE HUSH

Karl Lagerfield's blatant ignorance and stupidity fills the fashion world with constant confusion and head shaking each time he dishes up another unintelligent perspective. Here are some of his most literally confused statements:

"Vanity is the healthiest thing in life."

"The iPod is genius. I have 300."

“I lost 200lb to wear suits by Hedi Slimane.”

"They grow so fast, and having adult children makes you look 100 years old. I don’t want that."- on why he has no children

"I hate intellectual conversation with intellectuals because I only care about my opinion."

"The discussion of fur is childish."

"Yves Saint Laurent is very middle-of-the-road French-very pied-noir, very provincial."

"No one wants to see curvy women. You've got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying that thin models are ugly." - say that to Beth Ditto from Gossip

"When I was four I asked my mother for a valet for my birthday."

"Anorexia has nothing to do with fashion."

I will only spare four words for this man: MAJOR LACK OF UNDERSTANDING.